I love it - AlexanderC. You are in good company then. We look forward to your posts and questions!
I practice in the medical field and some times I liken statistics to a physician who wants to master every discipline (e.g., endocrine, neurology, infectious diseases, etc.), which would be near impossible task. But I find myself also trying to achieve the same impossible task in statistics in wanting to learn everything (e.g., frequentist, Bayesian, machine learning, time series, multilevel models, etc.).
What areas of statistics are you currently working or interested in?