*Love the Motherland, Love Statistics*In Life

Some mock me for doing statistics

Some loathe me and statistics

Some don’t understand what statistics are

Why is it that statistics

Put a calm smile on my face?

Because of statistics I can solve the deepest mysteries

Because of statistics I will not be lonely again, playing in the data

Because of statistics I can rearrange the stars in the skies above

(by Chinese statistician Wang Jiaowei [translated],

The Wall Street Journal, September 26-27, 2009,

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB125390923281341865.html)

**TABLE OF CONTENTS**

*****Romantic

*Love the Motherland, Love Statistics*by Wang Jiaowei

*Dissertation Blues or Why I should have paid attention in stats class*by Peter Flom

I've designed a great experiment

And collected all my data...

*Me and my buddies did a few studies*by Roy Baumeister and Dianne Tice

We wish we could acknowledge

A fancy research grant...

*Outliers*by Ulric Lund

Outliers we dread,

But luckily they're few....

*Three Haikus*by Smith College MTH190 spring 2005 and spring 2010 classes

*Hiawatha Designs an Experiment*by Maurice Kendall

*Hiawatha, mighty hunter,*

*He could shoot ten arrows upward,…*

*Some Studies That I Like To Quote (song)*by James McCormack

*Guidelines made me feel so happy I could die*

*I told my patients it was good enough*...

*Statistics / La statistica*by Carlo Alberti Salustri, alias Trilussa

*Do you know what statistics is? A thing*

*that’s used to record a general tale…*

*Statisticamente Honky Tonk (song)*by Vincenzo Patrumo

*I love statistics and also I’ve been studying it for a while*

*But there is something I still don’t know...*

*Regression to the Mean [Critical Thinking]*by Andrew Porter

*If something varies normally between two far extremes,*

*It usually swings back naturally to values in between...*

*Statistics Song (Original)******

by AverageAtBestBand

*In my advanced placement statistics class, this passed full year*

*I have learned a lot of things you really need to hear*...

*The Medical Advisor's Lament*by Guernsey McPearson

*What's the use of statisticians*

*When you need to make decisions?,,,*

*Valentine's day statistical poems******

by Elissa Brown

*H0: All is lost, our love is not mean to be*

*Ha: Oh happy day, you really like me…*

*It ain't necessarily so (song)*by Michael Greenacre

*It ain't necessarily so*

*That for models to be formal*

*Errors have to be normal…*

*Real Math******

by Scott Schulz

*The meter is running:*

*A measured stare…*

*Two limericks*by Peter Flom

*A frequentist fellow named Smith*

*Kept silent (he pleaded the fifth)…*

*A statistics haiku*by Peter Flom

*Avoiding diSASters*by Peter Flom

*SAS can be a powerful tool,*

*But misapply it, and look a fool…*

**Meditation on Statistical Method**

by J. V. Cunningham

*Plato, despair! ...*

**Bayesian versus Frequentist song**

by Corrigan Brothers

*Toor a loo*

*toor a listics*

*this long running spat*

*in the world of statistics…*

*Nociones de Estadisica (Statistical Concepts)*by Leopoldo de Luis

*Statistics is a princess of blue ice*

*that slides by circles of metal calculations...*

*The p-Value Song*by Michael Greenacre

*Statistics, logistics, cladistics seem to me*

*To have a common theme scientifically...*

*Ode to Biostats*by Elizabeth Arend

*To the left? To the right? There must be a skew!*

*Should have paid attention to that math review...*

*Confidence Interval - an Epic Poem*by Daan van Schalkwijk

*'My dearest people, oh my people'*

*The High King sighed in his high hall...*

*The Generalized Linear Model*by John K. Kruschke

*Straight and proportionate, deep in your core*

*All is orthogonal, ceiling to floor…*

*The Garden's Forking Paths*by John Schmidt

*TWO paths diverged on a garden lane,*

*And knowing I could pick either one*

*And still seem science-y, saw my gain…*

*Beyond Average*by MC Skule

*Do you find yourself asking, What is the point of stats?...*

*Statistics*by William Butler Yeats

*'Those Platonists are a curse,' he said,*

'God's fire upon the wane...

'God's fire upon the wane...

*Each Canadian Statistician (song)*by Jeffrey Rosenthal

*Each Canadian Statistician*

Follows in the same tradition...

Follows in the same tradition...

*Written at the Wall of the Forest Temple*by Su Shi

*From the side, it's a mountain ridge.*

Looking up, it's a single peak...

Looking up, it's a single peak...

*Vital Statistics*by Betty L. Levin

*Births, deaths, and marriages - divorces too,*

*Veterans in hospitals, to name a few...*

*Ode to Statistics*by Anil Gore and friends

Hail fellows, happy news

Statistics is for everyone’s use...

**A hanging histori-o-gram from the Normal Distribution**by David L. Wallace

*A Central Limit Poem*by Le Rivenator

In the old days of p

We always knew z...

*Gentlemen, choose your models*by Robert Wherry

Models are fine and statistics are dandy...

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