Cookie Recipes


Ambassador to the humans
I believe when I initially proposed the idea for a Random Chat forum one of the reasons had something to do with "cookie recipes". Well I finally found a cookie recipe I wanted to share. If you have any good recipes feel free to post!

Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal Reserve(or Bailey's)

1. Sample the Crown to check quality.
2. Take a large bowl, check the Crown again, to be sure it is of the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
3. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl.
4. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
5. At this point it's best to make sure the Crown is still OK, try
another cup.. just in case.
6. Turn off the mixer thingy.
7. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.
8. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
9. Mix on the turner.
10. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers
just pry it loose with a dewscriver.
11. Sample the Crown to check for tonsisticity.
12. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who
giveshz a sheet.
13. Check the Crown Royal.
14. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
15. Add one table.
16. Add a spoon of ar, or somefink. Whatever you can

Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window,

Finish the bottle of Crown Royal
Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.



Ambassador to the humans
I'm sure you could make that cookie eggless if you wanted to. I'm pretty sure the only ingredient that is non-negotiable is the Crown Royal (but then again I'm sure you could substitute a different beverage of your choice if you wanted to...)


Less is more. Stay pure. Stay poor.
Not a big fan of fruit in my cookies, may substitue that component.

I also think that the jury of experts has not reached consensus on eggs being being bad for you. I personally feel they are a near perfect food (complete protein that servers as the reference standard for all other proteins).
you can use any cake mix and follow directions unstead of oil use water and just enough to be able to drop by tsp on cookie sheet makes a nice soft cookie easy and simple