# Just for laughs!

#### hlsmith

##### Less is more. Stay pure. Stay poor.
Two statisticians are in an elevator, one intraverted, one extraverted. How can you tell them apart.

The extraverted one is staring at the intraverted's shoes.

#### hlsmith

##### Less is more. Stay pure. Stay poor.
"The difference between us and the machines is that we bury our dead", Kyle Reese.

#### mlangosch

##### New Member
An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It walks over and asks "may I join you?"

#### trinker

##### ggplot2orBust
I saw this and it made me chuckle...

#### noetsi

##### No cake for spunky
I have a strange sense of humor...

#### noetsi

##### No cake for spunky
lol
The initial I threw me till I remembered the square root of a negative number was I

I 8[ate] the whole pie...

since sigma is the whole [summation] of a sequence.

I would like to actually have this one.

This reminds me of a previous post on this thread

#### Dason

##### Ambassador to the humans
I think the translation should be: i 8 sum pi

#### Dason

##### Ambassador to the humans
A statistician is at the doctor's office, waiting to hear his test results. The doctor walks in and says "I'm afraid you have Type I diabetes."

The statistician says "That's a relief, I thought I had diabetes!"

#### Dason

##### Ambassador to the humans
Not as much a statistics joke as it is a programming joke but I think most of us can relate:

99 little bugs in the code
99 bugs in the code
patch one down, compile it around
117 bugs in the code

#### noetsi

##### No cake for spunky
I would just give up with 99 bugs in the code. Or give it to our DBA....

#### Dason

##### Ambassador to the humans
I would just give up with 99 bugs in the code. Or give it to our DBA....
You've clearly never worked with LaTeX. You can mess up one small thing and suddenly when you compile it looks like everything is going to explode.

#### srd

##### New Member
lol
The initial I threw me till I remembered the square root of a negative number was I

I 8[ate] the whole pie...

since sigma is the whole [summation] of a sequence.

I would like to actually have this one.

This reminds me of a previous post on this thread

Ah! nice mug!